It is late and I am on tumblr

(Source: brain-d-a-m-a-g-e)

ragingconservative007:

spookygeiszlers:

kiggor:

Uromastyx likes her belly rubbed

this is a fucking lizard getting her belly rubbed if you don’t think that’s the cutest shit then get out of my blog

LOOK AT ITS LIL ARMS FLAPPING AWWWWWWWW

(Source: woodywombpecker)

(Source: verticalfood)

(Source: bobbymoynihans)

(Source: tohdaryl)

spookycried:

full homo

spookycried:

full homo

(Source: cryaotich)

oprahsmom:

reblog if you want a thigh gap like this 

oprahsmom:

reblog if you want a thigh gap like this 

(Source: simsgonewrong)

monsterglrl:

at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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(Source: lysandrelaboratory)

Liars

innocentbreakfast:

I am no longer comforted
by the sadness of my peers
Just enraged by
the way we close our eyes
before hitting the switch
the way we push happiness
from open doors:
i just
NEED (breath)
A MOMENT (breath)
ALONE (breath)

but loneliness isn’t a cure
and neither is the line
i whisper in the car before
every goodbye:
I don’t care
I don’t care
I don’t CARE
(breath)

we are all liars
with the lights still on
and our eyelids shut

(Source: vilicity)

treessie:

amen

treessie:

amen

(Source: vongruby)

majortvjunkie:

Tracks:
1.) Butterball Bitch
2.) Americana Gal
3.) Pies
4.) Homemaker
5.)  Buttering Roll
6.) The State of Georgia
7.) Power & Congestion
8.) Living Diabetes
9.) Saltine Idle
10.) Valley of the Y’alls
11.) Hypocrite 
12.) Fear and Land O’ Lakes

majortvjunkie:

Tracks:

1.) Butterball Bitch

2.) Americana Gal

3.) Pies

4.) Homemaker

5.)  Buttering Roll

6.) The State of Georgia

7.) Power & Congestion

8.) Living Diabetes

9.) Saltine Idle

10.) Valley of the Y’alls

11.) Hypocrite 

12.) Fear and Land O’ Lakes

ronaldalan:

i miss the olympics

ronaldalan:

i miss the olympics

(Source: rosegym)