1.) Butterball Bitch
2.) Americana Gal
5.) Buttering Roll
6.) The State of Georgia
7.) Power & Congestion
8.) Living Diabetes
9.) Saltine Idle
10.) Valley of the Y’alls
12.) Fear and Land O’ Lakes
You read Vonnegut for the first time
when you’re sixteen years old, and
after that, every time you stab, slice, shoot,
every time you throw a match
into an open grave, you think,
so it goes.
It makes you feel good,
a little fuzzy, like
you’re unstuck, and you think, it’s okay
That is a terrible example.
I walk into a bar with Michelle Obama, my best friend, and a stripper.
I walk into a bar with Michelle Obama, my best friend and a stripper.
No really Hermione you’re way better than him
Well actually Harry produced a powerful patronus at only 13 years old, cheated death twice, and destroyed the most terrible dark wizard that ever terrorized anyone ever.
yeah but hermione punched draco in the face